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In front of you is a cute cat. If you pet her, she will bite you. If you don't pet her, then you don't get to pet the cute cat.
december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.
The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky
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This is Margaret when she opens that email
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